Go Go USA!...

Germany just surpassed the USA in total medals. I don't have anything against Germany, I hear they make fine beer, but my blood runs red, white and blue. Since I can't be there to cheer on our athletes, I'm sending two of my favorite people to do it for me. They've left their disco ball just long enough to attend the rest of the events in my name. Wish them well, I understand lines are long at the hot chocolate venue.